Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Movies of 2009












Six Favorites:
The Headless Woman
Summer Hours
Police, Adjective
Mother
The White Ribbon
The Maid

Number Seven:
Still Walking (great movie with absolutely awful ending)

Two Duds:
Paranormal Activity
Mammoth

Still Need to See:
35 Shots of Rum
Beaches of Agnes
Bright Star

(Plus more. This is a living document.)

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Entire Telematic Age Summarized in One Conversation

You: hello
You: i am girl looking to show tits to horny male on sexy cam
Stranger: nice
Stranger: may I see?
You: yes
Stranger: msn?
You: i am russian female
Stranger: nice
Stranger: age?
You: 18
You: do you live in USA
Stranger: no
Stranger: I live in canada
You: i only like to chat with USA boys
You: canada i hear is filled with homosexual
Stranger: I am half american
You: are you half homosexual
Stranger: I am not homo
You: good
Stranger: I am straight
You: nice
You: my brother is homosexual
You: he live in moscow with 30-year-old business man
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: will you show me boobs
You: yes
You: how many girls you meet here show you boos
You: boobs
Stranger: today nobody
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: I dont have time
You: why would girls not show boobs to anonymous stranger on internet?
Stranger: msn or bye
You: give me one good reason
You: then i show you
Stranger: because
Stranger: they I probably horny
Stranger: and
Stranger: they wanna see cock
You: i ask why would they NOT show boobs
You: you fail
You: no boobs for you

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Music Releases of 2009


















Amesoeurs - Amesoeurs
Cold Cave - Love Comes Close
ES - Kesamaan Lapset
The High Wire - The Sleep Tape
Legion of Two - Riffs
Mountains - Choral
Rustie - Bad Science; Zig Zag
Shogun Kunitoki - Vinonaamakasio
Soror Dolorosa - Severance
Teenage Filmstars - Rocket Charms; Buy Our Record, Support Our Sickness (reissues)
The Voices - Death of a Lover's Song
Zelienople - Give It Up
Dubstep - Lots of it