Monday, November 23, 2009

Alphabet List 8: 26 Drag Queen Names

Anita Mann
Brooke Troutt
Crystal Bullock
DeTeria Rashun
Erin Favour
Farra Longway
Ginger Snapp
Helena Handbasket
Ivana Gimlet
Jo Peeples
KoKo Dusting
Luca Mychesti
Mona Pleasure
Noma Johnson
Oda Schmelling
Precious Johnson
Quinn Tupples
Rita Manuel
Sharon Stories
Tamara Works
Ura Beaver
Vonda Huggins
Wanda Lust
Xaviera Herdovitch
Yolanda Lakes
Zuzu Spettles

Monday, November 16, 2009

Alphabet List 7: 26 Ultrahilarious Names for Bars

Al Kaholic's
Boozy Tuesday's
Cachaca Cha Cha
Drambuie Louie's
Ethan Hall
Frosty Mugshot's
Ginger Schnapp's
Hot Buttered Room
Inn Ebriation
Juice's Wild
Kit and Kaboozle
Liqueur the Irish
Mordechai Beerstein's HeBrewpub
Navajo Nectar
Ouzo on First
Purple Hooters
Quivering Liver
Stumble Inn
Three Shots to the Wind
Use Your Infusion
Vino the Score
Wino the Times
X Marks the Sot
Yadda Yadda Colada
Zha Zha GaBordeaux

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Alphabet List 6: 26 Specials from the Brainerd Lakes Area Shopper

NOTE: Nineteen of these are actual, verbatim listings. Seven are not. Can you tell which are unreal?

All You Can Eat Spaghetti and Meatballs
Broasted Chicken Night
Chicken Minnesota
Dollar Burgers Every Wednesday
Expanded Meat Raffle
French Dip w/Chips, 5 p.m. Til Gone
German Potato Salad Feed
Hanging Beef Buffet
It's Back! Chicken Chow Mein w/Egg Roll
Jenkins Dog Clinic
King Crab Hoagie Hour
Log Sawing Contest
Mondays: Basket Food at 5 p.m.
New Word: Sorbet
Our Great Mexican Menu
Prime Rib Saturday
Quilt Shop Hop
Rock Shrimp Feast
Salmon Supper
Thirsty Tuesdays
Unlimited Taco Event
Vittles with Linda
Wednesday Pillow Cleaning
Xtra Cheesy Nachos
Yikes! Bikes!
Zorbaz DJ Dance Explosion